The Democratic Republic of Titanaria is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Man with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.159 billion Titanarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyojin. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Titanarian economy, worth 757 trillion marks a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,966 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, and the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Titanaria's national animal is the elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Titanaria is ranked 11,315^th in the world and 277^th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 89.87 on the Human Development Index.