The Holy of Arstothuania is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Michael Foxes with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, otherworldly petting zoo, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.669 billion Arstothuanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foksokia. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arstothuanian economy, worth 266 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,857 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Michael Foxes will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, and Information Technology facilities are being turned into Fox habitats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arstothuania's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Arstothuania is ranked 7,751^st in the world and 193^rd in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 128 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.