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Most Efficient Economies: 210thMost Valuable International Artwork: 222ndMost Inclusive: 224th
The Commonwealth of
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H Phi Hng
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United States of Vietnam

Population9.389 billion

LeaderH Phi Hng

CurrencyVietnam Commonwealth Dong

The Commonwealth of United States of Vietnam is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by H Phi Hng with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.389 billion Vietnamese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hanoi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Vietnamese economy, worth a remarkable 3,247 trillion Vietnam Commonwealth Dongs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 345,923 Vietnam Commonwealth Dongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, gossip magazines have pictures of H Phi Hng sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, every workday begins with group therapy, and crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens. Crime is totally unknown. United States of Vietnam's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United States of Vietnam is ranked 7,747th in the world and 215th in the South Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,153.18 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most Efficient Economies: 210thMost Valuable International Artwork: 222ndMost Inclusive: 224thLeast Corrupt Governments: 229thHighest Poor Incomes: 245thNicest Citizens: 283rdMost Subsidized Industry: 284thMost Compassionate Citizens: 300thSmartest Citizens: 317thLargest Governments: 344thHighest Average Tax Rates: 346thMost Developed: 347thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 359thMost Scientifically Advanced: 369thMost Beautiful Environments: 374thLongest Average Lifespans: 393rdLargest Welfare Programs: 393rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 409thBest Weather: 453rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 461stSafest: 558thLargest Publishing Industry: 604thHealthiest Citizens: 644thMost Advanced Public Education: 645thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 725thMost Influential: 732ndMost Rebellious Youth: 755thMost Cultured: 871stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 902ndLowest Crime Rates: 942ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,132ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,260thHighest Drug Use: 1,389thMost Secular: 1,628thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,277thMost Pacifist: 2,847thHighest Economic Output: 3,826thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,252ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,747thNudest: 9,206thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,551stMost Income Equality: 10,966thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,007thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 11,910thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,760thMost Politically Free: 17,127thMost Extreme: 19,762ndMost Stationary: 22,307thRudest Citizens: 22,449th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionMost Developed: 18th in the regionBest Weather: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 20th in the regionSafest: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22nd in the regionMost Cultured: 24th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 24th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 24th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 25th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 30th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 35th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Secular: 60th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 63rd in the regionMost Influential: 65th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 71st in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 113th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 153rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 196th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 215th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 228th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 267th in the regionNudest: 294th in the regionLargest Populations: 304th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 329th in the regionMost Extreme: 365th in the regionRudest Citizens: 368th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 436th in the regionMost Income Equality: 474th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 820th in the region

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