The Senate and People of Tanyaland is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by George Louis Costanza with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, national health service, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.424 billion Tanyalandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capybarrio. The average income tax rate is 33.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tanyalandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,133 trillion Capycoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 152,669 Capycoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, the government is plagued with uncertainty, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, and picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tanyaland's national animal is the Capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tanyaland is ranked 98,878^th in the world and 1,204^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,954.93 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.