The TSPs Premier Baddie of Ross Commonwealth is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Mack Harkins with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.836 billion Americans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Ross Commonwealthian economy, worth 77.8 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,390 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", on-duty Air Ross Commonwealth flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, and religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ross Commonwealth's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Ross Commonwealth is ranked 243,418^th in the world and 3,121^st in the South Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -3.35 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.