The Conservative Republic of Colloppe is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Representative Ben Carpenter with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.627 billion Colloppeons are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 22.5%.

The all-consuming Colloppean economy, worth 345 trillion Copper cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,546 Copper cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

More than one company makes the board game Monopoly, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Colloppe City's playgrounds, government bureaucrats spend six hours per day justifying a six-hour workday, and the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colloppe's national animal is the Mountain lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Colloppe is ranked 33,329^th in the world and 737^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 107.81 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.