The All-Inclusive Rave Family of Prplia is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Chairwoman Ara Vøyður with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.141 billion Prpliæ are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Týlgedómir. The average income tax rate is 83.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Prplai economy, worth 648 trillion Krønrs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 105,454 Krønrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chairwoman Ara Vøyður has been nicknamed 'Robomop', representatives soak in mineral pools at the new capitol building day spa, the horniness of the great-horned Ræðr is considered a national priority, and the nation is cleaning up after a national night of celebration left most people with headaches and dim memories (Prplia has found 6 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown. Prplia's national animal is the Ræðr, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular Anjóþekja Animism.

Prplia is ranked 305,323^rd in the world and 1^st in Optimism for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -7.48 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.