The Freople of Soem is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Pyt Snarfulton with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 41.547 billion Soemeosy hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Industry, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snarf City. The average income tax rate is 1.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Soemeon economy, worth an astonishing 10,493 trillion Ideas a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 252,561 Ideas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, the election for Pyt Snarfulton's office's janitor is heating up, men in trenchcoats spend all day staring at people making babies, and life is somewhat repetitive. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Soem's national animal is the Snarf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Soem is ranked 50,215^th in the world and 747^th in the South Pacific for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 3,161.15 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.