The Dracocracy of Theorin is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bridei with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cheerful population of 32.638 billion Draconi are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Draco. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Draconin economy, worth an astonishing 11,359 trillion Crystals a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 348,058 Crystals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chipped paint can see a building condemned, elementary school children develop thousand-yard stares, diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, and one can wake up in Theorin and have breakfast in Bigtopia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theorin's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Dragonoph.

Theorin is ranked 311,027^th in the world and 4,161^st in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -61.67 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.