The Nation of Respackjakenrhace is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Me with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 10.778 billion Respak are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jakentoupin. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Respak economy, worth a remarkable 1,620 trillion Rhanes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 150,368 Rhanes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, former 🙏 holy sites are reconsecrated as teppanyaki restaurants, parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions, and primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Respackjakenrhace's national animal is the Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 🙏.

Respackjakenrhace is ranked 105,769^th in the world and 1,310^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,653.27 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.