The Grand Weirdom of The Weirdo is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Weirdo with an even hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, ritual sacrifices, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 8.395 billion Weirdos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a weird city. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Weird economy, worth a remarkable 2,322 trillion weird papers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 276,672 weird papers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-weird paper mansions, and minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. Crime is totally unknown. The Weirdo's national animal is the weirm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Weirdism.

The Weirdo is ranked 2,079^th in the world and 35^th in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 214,118.97 Standard Monetary Units.