The Grand Weirdom of The Weirdo is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by The Weirdo with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, otherworldly petting zoo, and digital currency. The compassionate, hard-working population of 8.408 billion Weirdos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Defense, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a weird city. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Weird economy, worth a remarkable 2,331 trillion weird papers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 277,328 weird papers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-weird paper mansions, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps, and The Weirdo successfully hosted the the South Pacific Olympics. Crime is totally unknown. The Weirdo's national animal is the weirm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Weirdism.

The Weirdo is ranked 280,518^th in the world and 3,595^th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.17 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.