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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 83rdMost Influential: 265thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,769th
The Empress Queen Princess Lady of
Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship
Penguins are good. Pies are better. Both are amazing!
Empress Queen Princess Lady of TSP
Council on Regional Security Member
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population15.645 billion

CapitalPenguinPies City
LeaderEmpress Queen Princess Lady of TSP


The Empress Queen Princess Lady of PenguinPies is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Queen Princess Lady of TSP with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.645 billion PenguinPiesians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PenguinPies City. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The strong PenguinPiesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,513 trillion Oreos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 96,770 Oreos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

State officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute Empress Queen Princess Lady of TSP's portrait, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', minstrels carrying coconut shells provide sound effects wherever their nobles wander, and rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PenguinPies's national animal is the Hippo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is PIE.

PenguinPies is ranked 231,754th in the world and 7,741st in the South Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -10.24 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 83rdMost Influential: 265thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,769thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,132ndTop
Largest Black Market: 2,422ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,489thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,698thBest Weather: 2,766thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,147thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,406thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,602ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,179thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,497thMost Devout: 5,733rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,378thLowest Crime Rates: 6,466thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,202ndLongest Average Lifespans: 8,933rdMost Cultured: 11,153rdHighest Economic Output: 11,725thLargest Governments: 12,033rdTop
Largest Populations: 15,431stMost Authoritarian: 16,286thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,276thHealthiest Citizens: 18,361stSmartest Citizens: 19,681stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,923rd
Most Influential: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 47th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 58th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 65th in the regionLargest Black Market: 72nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 80th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 95th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 133rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 139th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 140th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 151st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 165th in the regionLargest Populations: 174th in the regionMost Devout: 177th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 191st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 192nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 235th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 267th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 289th in the regionMost Cultured: 328th in the regionLargest Governments: 334th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 545th in the regionMost Stationary: 592nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 594th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 595th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 618th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 685th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 784th in the region

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