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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 86thMost Influential: 225thBest Weather: 3,143rd
The EQPL of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
Penguins are good. Pies are better. Both are amazing!
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Minister of Regional Affairs / CRS Member
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PenguinPies

Population14.32 billion

CapitalPenguinPies City
LeaderEmpress Queen Princess Lady of TSP
FaithPIE

CurrencyOreo
AnimalHippo

The EQPL of PenguinPies is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress Queen Princess Lady of TSP with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.32 billion PenguinPiesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PenguinPies City. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped PenguinPiesian economy, worth 666 trillion Oreos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Cheese Exports industry. Average income is 46,518 Oreos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, the "Brave New World" program has caused private businesses to spring up faster than the East Lebatuck Wall, and they say that PenguinPiesians made a dessert and called it peace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PenguinPies's national animal is the Hippo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is PIE.

PenguinPies is ranked 207,856th in the world and 8,064th in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -133.54 on the Hayek Index.

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Best Weather: 3,143rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,215thLargest Black Market: 3,472ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,673rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,409thMost Devout: 7,347thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,193rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,749thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,052ndLowest Crime Rates: 10,509thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 13,035thMost Cultured: 14,865thLargest Populations: 15,750thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,234thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,772ndLargest Governments: 20,409th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 96th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 100th in the regionBest Weather: 104th in the regionLargest Populations: 173rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 176th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 182nd in the regionMost Devout: 196th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 233rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 237th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 278th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 310th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 435th in the regionMost Cultured: 436th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 527th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 590th in the regionLargest Governments: 601st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 607th in the regionNudest: 623rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 649th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 678th in the regionMost Stationary: 713th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 750th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 585 » Erinor, Wehraboos, Saciu, Land Without Shrimp, Tsunamy, The West Valley Mountains, Aidenfieeld, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Farengeto, Dasko, Xandev, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Aumeltopia, Stoniamera, The Filippinas, Barabarom, Hanguk-Nippon, USNE2018, Theorin, Pax Dracon, Nova Montron, Rebel-topia, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, The Solar System Scope, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Linguiniland, Nowa Europa, The Two Jerseys, Luddinlande, Jehenna, Kiasu-ism, New Juan Carlos Land, Si-topia, The naked people, Bear Connors Paradiso, Darakin, Antarctic Empires, Seliyan progressive Islands, Bod Wareenaland, Lambdaland, Pamela And Hepatitis, Curlyhoward, Wese Zippopiteradgil, Linden Oak, Drystar, Amerion, Esfalsa, Auphelia, Centristvill, Qvait, and 535 others.German Hapsburg, Havenfell, Japanese Federal Republic, Tsvetania, Kringalia, Yellunstryer, Isokenzar, Three Rivia Levr, St Oaks, Sagada, RestartAll, Soem, Eastern Nyan, Dankstergrad, Volaworand, The United Expanse, 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