The People's Republic of Rad Asia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Powerless Queen Jenna with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.904 billion Rad Asians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panda City. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Rad Asian economy, worth a remarkable 1,924 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 121,027 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The comic book series 'Powerless Queen Jenna and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, religion makes people horny, and the dictionary is a common first book for children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rad Asia's national animal is the panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rad Asia is ranked 287,109^th in the world and 3,888^th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 5.8 Obesity Rate.