The Great Stratocratic Union of Tsuskia is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Premier Evi L· Guy with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, complete lack of prisons, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-working, devout population of 5.944 billion Tsuskians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District of Wetbootl. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Tsuskian economy, worth a remarkable 1,044 trillion Tsuskis a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 175,797 Tsuskis, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

College athletes are arrested for selling lemonade, District of Wetbootl's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen, even doll houses and dog kennels have to be able to withstand rigorous earthquake testing, and after every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsuskia's national animal is the N／A, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tsuskian Church.

Tsuskia is ranked 135,468^th in the world and 1,731^st in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 746.33 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.