The ✱Ecclesiastical Cosmo Realm✱ of Las Filipina is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by ∠ δSomnia∷╎リᓵᒷᓭᓭ textorξⅧ∮ with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 8.512 billion Maharlikans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urbs Solis Margarita Orientis. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Filipino economy, worth a remarkable 1,307 trillion ᜁ ᜈ᜔ ᜆᜒ ᜇ᜔ ᜈ ᜆᜒ ᜂ ᜈ ᜎ᜔ Pureus ᜏᜓ ᜇ᜔ ᜎ᜔ ᜇs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 153,610 ᜁ ᜈ᜔ ᜆᜒ ᜇ᜔ ᜈ ᜆᜒ ᜂ ᜈ ᜎ᜔ Pureus ᜏᜓ ᜇ᜔ ᜎ᜔ ᜇs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, old cars must undergo mandatory sensitivity training, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and a little love goes a long way claim Filipino news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Las Filipina's national animal is the Omnia Animalium, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Espirituwal Lahat ng Relihiyon Sacrosanc.

Las Filipina is ranked 6,853^rd in the world and 180^th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 135 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.