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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,190thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,443rdMost Influential: 1,909th
The Not Not Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State
This is not Austria, go away.
Comrade Meow
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Not Austria

Population2.117 billion

CapitalNot Vienna
LeaderComrade Meow

CurrencyNot Euro
AnimalNot Eagle

The Not Not Republic of Not Austria is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Comrade Meow with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.117 billion Not Austrians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Not Vienna. The average income tax rate is 86.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Not Austrian economy, worth 149 trillion Not Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 70,802 Not Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Not Eagledogs' dominate wildlife preserves, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Not Austria's national animal is the Not Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Not Austria is ranked 50,606th in the world and 1,527th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,950.78 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,190thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,443rdMost Influential: 1,909thTop
Most Inclusive: 6,651stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,480thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,691stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,131stMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,395thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,648thNicest Citizens: 8,776thBest Weather: 9,902ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,491stTop
Healthiest Citizens: 12,120thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,171stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,089thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,866thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,913thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,920thLowest Crime Rates: 17,542ndMost Secular: 18,718thSmartest Citizens: 18,875thLargest Governments: 21,589thMost Income Equality: 21,675thMost Cheerful Citizens: 22,619thMost Pacifist: 23,691st
Most Valuable International Artwork: 48th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 181st in the regionMost Influential: 219th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 223rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 226th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 257th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 268th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 298th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 309th in the regionNicest Citizens: 325th in the regionBest Weather: 333rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 337th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 383rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 391st in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 413th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 480th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 487th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 492nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 521st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 577th in the regionLargest Governments: 640th in the regionMost Secular: 647th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 708th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 733rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 760th in the region

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