The Second Gold Onion of LAus VAl is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.201 billion LAus VAlians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 18.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient LAus VAlian economy, worth 54.8 trillion sumors a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,647 sumors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

A major religion has been named as LAus VAl's national religion, Leader has just been declared ruler of LAus VAl in an international press conference, and LAus VAl has designated LAus VAl City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. LAus VAl's national animal is the White Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

LAus VAl is ranked 243,501^st in the world and 3,319^th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 51.64 on the Human Development Index.