General Assembly
Security Council
| Population | 14.703 billion |
| Capital | Happelstein |
| Leader | Gerhard von Selingen |
| Faith | Cake Supremacy |
| Currency | Crown |
| Animal | Cat |
The United Protectorate of Tepertopia is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Gerhard von Selingen with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.703 billion Tepertopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Administration and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Happelstein. The average income tax rate is 3.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Tepertopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,649 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 248,228 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
More and more musicians are refusing to put labels on their sound, dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Tepertopian citizenship, freedom is never freely given — only when the alternative is too expensive, and drivers are told they're not staring at mobile phone screens enough. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tepertopia's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cake Supremacy.
Tepertopia is ranked 303,327th in the world and 3,911th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 15.56 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.
Endorsements Received: 352 » 
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A leftover country, 
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Transtemporal Shifts, 
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Imperium Sempiternum, 
Pamela And Hepatitis, 
Aurcania, 
Venezia Pacifica, 
Arscanesia, 
Zanforadon, 
Icarema, 
Land of Mari, and 302 others.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Tepertopia, drivers are told they're not staring at mobile phone screens enough.
- : Following new legislation in Tepertopia, freedom is never freely given — only when the alternative is too expensive.
- : Following new legislation in Tepertopia, dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Tepertopian citizenship.
- : Following new legislation in Tepertopia, more and more musicians are refusing to put labels on their sound.
- : Tepertopia endorsed
The Golden Imperial Federation of PsiCorps.
- : Tepertopia was endorsed by The Golden Imperial Federation of PsiCorps.
- : Following new legislation in Tepertopia, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos.
- : Following new legislation in Tepertopia, the right to counsel goes both ways.
- : Tepertopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Tepertopia, the nation leads the South Pacific in per capita stalking.
