The Democratic Republic of Armager is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 462 million Armagerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Armageria. The average income tax rate is 54.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Armagerian economy, worth 41.9 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,588 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, those found guilty of illicit affairs are jailed, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and the military will start wars with other nations on a lark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Armager's national animal is the leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Armager is ranked 246,156^th in the world and 1,471^st in the South Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 200 billion Standard Monetary Units.