The 😈 Admiral General 👿 of Amerion is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Admiral General Stewie G with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 27.106 billion Amerionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amitropolis. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Amerionian economy, worth a remarkable 3,187 trillion Myerins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 117,599 Myerins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Keeping the lights on keeps the lights on for increasing amounts of Amerionians, scientists take credit every time it rains in the South Pacific, newspaper stories fill several pages with colorful adjectives, and the word "sexagenarian" has taken on a whole new meaning. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amerion's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Amerion is ranked 242,045^th in the world and 3,377^th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.76 Obesity Rate.