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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 232ndMost Influential: 456thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,119th
The Crazy Old Man of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
Rebeltopia: Land of the crazy and home of the deranged
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Population18.363 billion

LeaderJason Dowling
FaithYay For Cake


The Crazy Old Man of Rebel-topia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Jason Dowling with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.363 billion Rebel-topians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warner. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Rebel-topian economy, worth a remarkable 2,403 trillion Deutschy-Markies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,861 Deutschy-Markies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, almost all products in Rebel-topia are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws, and the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rebel-topia's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yay For Cake.

Rebel-topia is ranked 195,729th in the world and 6,374th in the South Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 28.53 Insults Per Minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 232ndMost Influential: 456thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,119thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,423rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,557thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,604thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,933rdBest Weather: 3,257thSafest: 3,341stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,423rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,701stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,728thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,227thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,332ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,657thLargest Governments: 4,706thHealthiest Citizens: 5,401stMost Devout: 5,832ndHighest Economic Output: 6,618thMost Developed: 6,738thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,884thMost Cultured: 7,513thMost Efficient Economies: 9,539thLargest Populations: 9,739thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,123rdTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 13,594thSmartest Citizens: 14,140thMost Stationary: 18,830thHighest Average Incomes: 19,495th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionMost Influential: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 55th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 69th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 74th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 75th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 84th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 90th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 91st in the regionBest Weather: 111th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 113th in the regionSafest: 115th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 120th in the regionLargest Governments: 120th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 135th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 144th in the regionMost Devout: 179th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 180th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 185th in the regionMost Developed: 215th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 220th in the regionMost Cultured: 229th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 292nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 327th in the regionMost Stationary: 361st in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 430th in the regionNudest: 475th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 550th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 592nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 771st in the region

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