The Lacking of HumanSanity is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 30.175 billion Sane Humans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Democratia. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient HumanSanityian economy, worth a remarkable 4,508 trillion Bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 149,407 Bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, only lightning has a chance of striking Leader twice, nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds, and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HumanSanity's national animal is the Auto Memories Doll, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

HumanSanity is ranked 1,579^th in the world and 47^th in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 76.77 average smiles per day.