The Empire of Itani is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King William IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.617 billion Itanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alinor. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Itanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,064 trillion Crowns a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 239,587 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, and citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Itani's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Faith of the Eight.

Itani is ranked 2,033^rd in the world and 48^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 144.13 law-abiding acts per hour.