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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 254thMost Influential: 461stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,985th
The Worst States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
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Dictator Eric
Civil Rights
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The Worst army of

Population2.873 billion

CapitalVillage of Noobs
LeaderDictator Eric


The Worst States of The Worst army of is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Dictator Eric with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, infamous sell-swords, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, devout population of 2.873 billion Worst armen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Noobs. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Worst arman economy, worth 283 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,682 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, the typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms, Max Barry is this year's Miss The Worst army of, and teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house. Crime is totally unknown. The Worst army of's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

The Worst army of is ranked 212,334th in the world and 7,986th in the South Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -10 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 254thMost Influential: 461stTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 3,985thBest Weather: 4,712thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,867thLargest Black Market: 7,578thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,810thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,050thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,232ndMost Advanced Public Education: 10,249thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,218thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 12,937thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,658thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,466thMost Developed: 16,902ndLongest Average Lifespans: 17,915thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,076thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,103rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,044thMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,197th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 35th in the regionMost Influential: 36th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 161st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 163rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 171st in the regionLargest Black Market: 238th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 307th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 324th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 327th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 357th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 375th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 381st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 423rd in the regionTop
Most Developed: 511th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 515th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 541st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 545th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 588th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 640th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 691st in the regionMost Stationary: 715th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 747th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 806th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, Max Barry is this year's Miss The Worst army of.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, the typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : The Worst army of was endorsed by The The greatest greatest of of WI SD EA D.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, the government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero.
  • : The Worst army of voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ending School Segregation".
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, armed security details escort librarians to their homes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 363 » Tsunamy, Blaash, Erinor, Aidenfieeld, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Saciu, Beepee, Aumeltopia, Xandev, Hanguk-Nippon, Volaworand, Farengeto, Luddinlande, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Qvait, Substitute name, Aurcania, New Briantown, Sedunn, Imperial Duck, Amerion, The Filippinas, Empa Aserium, Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire, Mapico, USNE2018, Jehenna, Yeldarbsland, The Tecorogan Federation, Tsvetania, Curlyhoward, Direwolf1, Bear Connors Paradiso, Nueva Alta California, Bleakfoot, PenguinPies, Corgitopiaa, Bawkie, Techganet, Terran Draconia, Rly8h, North Kanuckistan, Ebonhand, Kringalia, West Pastafaria, Anserisa, Barabarom, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, and 313 others.CzechoSlovakishMoravia, Nowa Europa, Ralphburg, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Unielvan Millorvium, Kiasu-ism, Aschenburg, Sthalrim, The Two Jerseys, The naked people, HUElavia, Iym Winterless, Zaelith, Nothanksbutseriously, Privatore, Southern Numenor, Pamela And Hepatitis, Darakin, RestartAll, The Solar System Scope, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Theorin, Drystar, Seliyan progressive Islands, United Great Holy Empire, Maeiland, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Oreo States, Soem, Yellunstryer, Japanese Federal Republic, ChickenDome, The United Expanse, Nova Montron, Si-topia, Dankstergrad, Holy Free, Noire Denholm, Elan Sleazebaganno, Center Lisle, Baltenlands, GI-Land, Auctoritatisque, Catsonya, No youu, Moonshining, Gonrati, Dukin Donuts, Hjortheim, Dis7Nation, Ikkarus, Kallassius, South Caleblan, Lesinteil, Kandorith, Marinho Islands, Erimo, Andinla, Shefino, Linguiniland, Escevola, Omiri, The West Valley Mountains, Novaexus, Grianal, Fasire, Isokenzar, Silberne Wache, Stoniamera, Crystal Creation, Centristvill, Maximvs Tarvgvs Rex, Steampunk Engineers, Cuuldere, Great Andora, Maerist, Alaninia, Weburya, Sau Man Frescher, Dirkistan, Utondara, Itani, Quh, South Western Korea, Sumalyo, Ancient Slobovia, United Rebellious States, Bumblegaria, Kervanosia, Of South America, Solianz, Linden Oak, Kaz Katiestan, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Salguod, The United Nation of Britannia, East Genuthelva, Bohenia, New Seallands, Arkalon, New Schoeneberg, Ullan, Royaltica, PsychoPantachy, Antarctic Empires, Palamien, Icn Gaurath, Greater Hyrulang, Laamiva, Pax Dracon, Auphelia, New Juan Carlos Land, Rad Asia, Hypersensible Crybabies, Roleca, Vardanfel, Harjylistan, Islastal, Lyrava, North Catimestistrianes, InnWorm, Mylusch, Wardoeka, Pi Ttamgwa Nunmul, Erfton, Velarin, Zosnor, Hanskarr, Obscure Sorrows, Avalonica, Kovish, Aguatania, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Intergalactic Cyborgtopia, Mantas Meow, Geekvia, Yavemaya, Hesrova, Bewar, Raelsa, Eastern Nyan, Doraya, Three Rivia Levr, Dereistic, The Arctic Union, TubaCoffee, Eastern Liberal Lidership, West Fallows, The White Raj, Barokah, Page 53, New Durflestan, Sanden, Noveos, Spazzhole, Indolos, Witerrocines, Madhonia, Poopisiya, South Blossom, Peoples Republic of Columbus, Quinta Caporales, Calistan, Kroumos, Walloonia, Sagada, St Oaks, 11th Infanterie-Division, Seibah, Kompir, Bergenu, Namavatland, East Nagaland, Pmta, Farelonia, Efferalt, Glen Cooley, Not Austria, Jennaterra, Blahblah2017, Well F, Armanod, Shocking Bad Hats, Esfalsa, Melukhkha, Trepsit, Rebel-topia, The Drakan Republic, Enplatia, Operahouse, Dovive, Vega Naothia, Comrie, Kucaland, Saint Cinder, Kaiser nation, Myness, Drew-Topia, Sassopolis, East Lodge, Tandrea, Xarbraden, Republik Hintonia, Valdutz, Idiono, Concrete Slab, Jammlandia, Lone Capitalist State, Irrepertus, Churls, Tioloman, Drugged Monkeys, Sandaoguo, Avia Lavanda, TaylorSwifts, Hakk Fiss, Kedjens, Myndia, Romulians People, Trotkys paradise, Rosescedium, Sernamica, Midand, Drazilazi, Alfama, A little place for u and me, Catillos, Delta Omegas, Schmidtjones, Maneell Medina, Uncastania, Monstrous Island, Sul Rotice, Tsaritsia, Aresten, Xerze, Caramia, Westlantis, Porke Deess Parrale, Jazzfrezia, Dromun Concordate, Ostko, Aoz, Western Fardelshufflestein, Les Slokovia, Treesil, Islamist State of Arabia, Terreno Travato, Switzerhagium, Guvnurag, New Zolandia, Merevane, Philippinia, Kelle Sondians, Tepertopia, Caide, Laurus Altat, Nejopia, Dragolif, Purple Hyacinth, Isle of Glastonbury, Republic of RIP, Ypaaaa, Qawe, Proctethia, Menesynchro, East Sakhlin, Enlightened Australasia, Phanama, Old Khmer, Manchurian Syndicate, Kricivk, Klobitien, Krakowja, Steviland, Brethonica, The Knights of Supreme Ni, Canmore, Azethian, Moontatos, Frihet Island, Bartonia Nova, Venestralia, Sam Best, Ovkianos, Zataras, Brunier, Kaoia, Lesser kami-sama, Ofaria, Legnas nod Nac, The land of Hades, SteamPunk Squirrels, Sorinalia, Netont, Seythennia, Poland-t62, Eareamland, Shoinkwishima, Nyr Holmsgardr, United Crumburrtha Federation, New Helsinkiland 30, Bod Wareenaland, Western Calypso Islands, Vanbella, Lantzalot, Integria, Eskvenn, Berlana, Novum Sina, Ferrhibium, and WI SD EA D.

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