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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 454thMost Influential: 742ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,385th
The Worst States of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
1 + 1 = 1
Dictator Eric
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Worst army of

Population4.233 billion

CapitalVillage of Noobs
LeaderDictator Eric
FaithPastafarianism

Currencydollar
Animalfox

The Worst States of The Worst army of is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dictator Eric with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.233 billion Worst armen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Noobs. The average income tax rate is 80.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Worst arman economy, worth 564 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 133,299 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Homosexuality is a crime punishable by death, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and the police insist that racism does not exist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Worst army of's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

The Worst army of is ranked 116,512th in the world and 4,181st in the South Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,513.84 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 454thMost Influential: 742ndTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,385thLargest Black Market: 4,081stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,687thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,995thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,044thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,245thBest Weather: 5,570thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,330thRudest Citizens: 7,813thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,832ndMost Efficient Economies: 11,885thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,067thLargest Mining Sector: 13,805thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,579thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,356thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,765thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,991stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,076thMost Secular: 18,038thHighest Average Incomes: 18,691stLargest Governments: 22,981st
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Most Influential: 55th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 77th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 104th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 141st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 153rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 154th in the regionLargest Black Market: 158th in the regionBest Weather: 192nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 221st in the regionRudest Citizens: 261st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 263rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 293rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 371st in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 423rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 448th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 453rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 459th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 463rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 528th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 532nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 560th in the regionMost Stationary: 587th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 597th in the regionMost Secular: 616th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 637th in the regionLargest Governments: 698th in the regionLargest Populations: 789th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, the police insist that racism does not exist.
  • : The Worst army of voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Protected Working Leave"".
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, homosexuality is a crime punishable by death.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, the government spends billions to protect The Worst army of from a disaster that is one in a million.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through The Worst army of.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, polychromatic seas of leaves blanket the ground while sewers and drain pipes are clogged by their detritus.

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Endorsements Received: 280 » Tsunamy, Blaash, Erinor, Aidenfieeld, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Beepee, Aumeltopia, Xandev, Hanguk-Nippon, Volaworand, Farengeto, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Qvait, Aurcania, New Briantown, Sedunn, Amerion, The Filippinas, Mapico, USNE2018, Jehenna, Yeldarbsland, Tsvetania, Curlyhoward, Direwolf1, Bear Connors Paradiso, Bleakfoot, PenguinPies, Corgitopiaa, Bawkie, Techganet, Terran Draconia, North Kanuckistan, Ebonhand, Kringalia, West Pastafaria, Anserisa, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Nowa Europa, Ralphburg, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Unielvan Millorvium, Kiasu-ism, Aschenburg, Sthalrim, The Two Jerseys, The naked people, HUElavia, and 230 others.Iym Winterless, Zaelith, Privatore, Southern Numenor, Pamela And Hepatitis, Darakin, RestartAll, The Solar System Scope, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Theorin, Drystar, Seliyan progressive Islands, United Great Holy Empire, Maeiland, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Oreo States, Soem, Yellunstryer, The United Expanse, Nova Montron, Si-topia, Dankstergrad, Holy Free, Noire Denholm, Center Lisle, Baltenlands, GI-Land, Catsonya, No youu, Gonrati, Dukin Donuts, Dis7Nation, South Caleblan, Lesinteil, Kandorith, Marinho Islands, Andinla, Shefino, The West Valley Mountains, Grianal, Fasire, Isokenzar, Stoniamera, Crystal Creation, Centristvill, Cuuldere, Maerist, Alaninia, Dirkistan, Utondara, Itani, Quh, South Western Korea, Ancient Slobovia, United Rebellious States, Bumblegaria, Linden Oak, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Salguod, Bohenia, New Schoeneberg, Ullan, Royaltica, Antarctic Empires, Icn Gaurath, Laamiva, Pax Dracon, Auphelia, Rad Asia, Vardanfel, North Catimestistrianes, InnWorm, Wardoeka, Pi Ttamgwa Nunmul, Zosnor, Obscure Sorrows, Avalonica, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Yavemaya, Eastern Nyan, Doraya, Three Rivia Levr, Dereistic, Page 53, Sanden, Noveos, Spazzhole, Indolos, Madhonia, Poopisiya, South Blossom, Quinta Caporales, Calistan, Kroumos, Walloonia, St Oaks, Bergenu, Farelonia, Not Austria, Rebel-topia, The Drakan Republic, Enplatia, Operahouse, Saint Cinder, Myness, Republik Hintonia, Valdutz, Idiono, Concrete Slab, Jammlandia, Tioloman, Drugged Monkeys, Sandaoguo, Hakk Fiss, Myndia, Sernamica, Midand, Monstrous Island, Aresten, Aoz, Western Fardelshufflestein, Treesil, Guvnurag, Tepertopia, Purple Hyacinth, Isle of Glastonbury, Proctethia, Menesynchro, Enlightened Australasia, Phanama, Steviland, Canmore, Bartonia Nova, Brunier, SteamPunk Squirrels, Seythennia, Shoinkwishima, Bod Wareenaland, Western Calypso Islands, Vanbella, Lantzalot, Eskvenn, Berlana, WI SD EA D, Belschaft, Apartment 11F, Euro Pacifica, Los Rodeos, Sapientiano, Tughampton, Xergiokia, The Imperial Frost Federation, Myhomecountry, Wakandan Tribes, Roterdamia, Blondiesland, Holota, Treir, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, The White Isles, Lionstrapower, Truskawkoland, Doge Land, Ceutalia, Arvan Irawer, Qawe, Doundaly, LadyRebels, The Altan, Scu Greinne, Yeses, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Unojo, Greater Scottdascoda, NIGHTRAY, Shuckle Empire, Libedistan, Ipugao, Westenhald, Freedoom, Noimosini, Dai Han, The United Australian States, Nova Kobol, Populaa, The Stickmin Empire, Freavia, Drugged up Kitties, Oxyliteral, Twoole, Alambar, Ethoodly, Breizlovakia, Neazland, Kaoia, JavaSiege, Kiani, Ragabania, Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, Kaleidescooptopia, Beblahbleblo, Agletgreenia, Eastern Mekong, Green Sofia, Independent State of Arstotzka, New Sanet, Daal Chawwal, Solanosco, Galebland, Danily, Esfalsa, Uunited Islands, Shadow Void, Vicken, Nyxonia, Bizzie, The Kies, Linguiniland, Uvalor, The American Anarchist Empire, Wallanda, Mand Kind Scul, Tackastan, Urumpia, Faria Thew, New Plant, Never was New England, Northern Estrian Islands, Osheiga, and Jols Nik.

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