The Rogue Nation of Wallanda is a titanic, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 17.804 billion Wallandans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 27.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Wallandan economy, worth a remarkable 6,944 trillion Wallabies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 390,048 Wallabies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The Wallandan delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...", compliance officers smash the kneecaps of unethical bureaucrats, in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime is totally unknown. Wallanda's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wallanda is ranked 1,902^nd in the world and 54^th in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 72.37 average smiles per day.