The Rogue Nation of Wallanda is a titanic, genial nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 17.554 billion Wallandans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 26.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wallandan economy, worth a remarkable 6,793 trillion Wallabies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 387,029 Wallabies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and woodland critters flock to the safety of unfamiliar humans wearing lab-coats. Crime is totally unknown. Wallanda's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wallanda is ranked 153,433^rd in the world and 1,894^th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 9.88 Obesity Rate.