The Second Socialist Republic of Doundaly is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Kenton Rowe with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.068 billion Doundalians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pratka. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Doundalian economy, worth a remarkable 2,157 trillion galds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,075 galds, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta, politicians' smiles are legally considered a form of disaster relief, universities spend millions removing ivy from their walls to avoid accusations of elitism, and dessert dishes make up the Doundalian breakfast menu. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doundaly's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Doundaly is ranked 257,092^nd in the world and 3,306^th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.58 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.