The Wicked of Tvania is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Elphaba nahmen nahmen with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working population of 13.918 billion OoowoahaAAAAAAAA have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oz. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient wicked economy, worth a remarkable 2,661 trillion brooms a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 191,256 brooms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Real men are endangered, schoolchildren are divided over Elphaba nahmen nahmen's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech, forgotten trend connoisseurs turn their nose at one wrinkle, and government leaders testify at international tribunals on why the sun went out. Crime is totally unknown. Tvania's national animal is the Flying Monkeys, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Glinda Up Dog.

Tvania is ranked 301,207^th in the world and 3,965^th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -12.59 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.