The Republic of Loogootee is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Franklin Graham with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.693 billion Christians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Environment, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Public Transport are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Janesville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Christian economy, worth a remarkable 1,019 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 152,326 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 715,970 per year while the poor average 19,282, a ratio of 37.1 to 1.

The government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, and travelers praise airports for their endless beige corridors. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Loogootee's national animal is the Griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christian.

Loogootee is ranked 24,813^th in the world and 357^th in the South Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 152,326.57 Standard Monetary Units.