The Qhofri Hros of Bloohete is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Calyx Arachnipapoulous with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and pith helmet sales. The hard-working, democratic population of 931 million Blatians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athens. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Blatian economy, worth 100 trillion Gransbies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 108,420 Gransbies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 746,226 per year while the poor average 5,609, a ratio of 133 to 1.

Children who drop their ice cream are fined for littering, slavers are real nutters, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, and foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the triumph of the Athens Falcons against long odds. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bloohete's national animal is the Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Bloohete is ranked 7,313^th in the world and 149^th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 20.8 Obesity Rate.