The Interesting Nation of Moravyn is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Nobody with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 2.955 billion Moravynians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nobody's City. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Moravynian economy, worth 342 trillion Vermaras a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,981 Vermaras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, residents are readily ratting out rats in restaurants, and today's secret ingredients are blood, sweat, and tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moravyn's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Moravyn is ranked 13,267^th in the world and 342^nd in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 102 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.