The Unseeing Crown of Moravyn is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Princess Aurielle Primrose with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, devout population of 3.145 billion Moravynians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goldenrose. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Moravynian economy, worth 369 trillion Vermaras a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,395 Vermaras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, and a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moravyn's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Moravyn is ranked 93,861^st in the world and 1,490^th in the South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.54 percentage of bribes refused.