The Pink of Evinea is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 10.709 billion Yvinyans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Evinean economy, worth a remarkable 2,919 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 272,605 gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, the government loves seeing the little people fight, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, and foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the triumph of the Yggdrassil Bats against long odds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evinea's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Athyism.

Evinea is ranked 18,223^rd in the world and 425^th in the South Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,538.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.