The Zombie of Evinea is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 10.822 billion Yvinyans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Evinean economy, worth a remarkable 2,991 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 276,414 gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Evinea has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Evinea, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of bats and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, and radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evinea's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Athyism.

Evinea is ranked 193,337^th in the world and 2,492^nd in the South Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 517.48 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.