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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,154thMost Patriotic: 1,257thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,662nd
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Evinea

Population5.413 billion

CapitalLacragos
LeaderPresident Aziz Traore

Currencykoruna
AnimalEvinean cheetah

The Tired Individual of Evinea is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Aziz Traore with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.413 billion Evineans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lacragos. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Evinean economy, worth a remarkable 1,406 trillion korunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 259,790 korunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Evinea, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love President Aziz Traore, it is mandatory for actors to exit stage left, and citizens pray for sunshine so that they can use illicit sundials for timekeeping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evinea's national animal is the Evinean cheetah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Evinea is ranked 49,607th in the world and 571st in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 912.90839490492 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,154thMost Patriotic: 1,257thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,662ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,818thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3,194thLargest Governments: 3,381stMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,587thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,820thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,263rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,626thHighest Average Incomes: 4,758thMost Influential: 4,996thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,464thMost Developed: 6,299thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,701stMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,778thSmartest Citizens: 7,748thMost Inclusive: 7,886thMost Conservative: 7,953rdLowest Crime Rates: 8,589thMost Authoritarian: 9,414thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,325thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,646thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,686thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,705thLargest Retail Industry: 11,067thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,356thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,183rdHighest Food Quality: 12,900thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,993rdLargest Black Market: 14,302ndTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 16,657thHighest Economic Output: 19,330thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,030thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,075thMost Cultured: 21,802ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,828th
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Most Patriotic: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 66th in the regionLargest Governments: 77th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 84th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 97th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 101st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 106th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 109th in the regionLargest Black Market: 122nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 130th in the regionMost Developed: 173rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 174th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 175th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 184th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 201st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 205th in the regionMost Conservative: 211th in the regionMost Inclusive: 228th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 241st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 253rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 253rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 266th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 291st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 293rd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 301st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 308th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 369th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 387th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 390th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 406th in the regionMost Extreme: 458th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 465th in the regionMost Influential: 477th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 500th in the regionMost Cultured: 563rd in the regionMost Stationary: 571st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Evinea, citizens pray for sunshine so that they can use illicit sundials for timekeeping.
  • : Following new legislation in Evinea, it is mandatory for actors to exit stage left.
  • : Following new legislation in Evinea, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love President Aziz Traore.
  • : Following new legislation in Evinea, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Evinea.
  • : Evinea was endorsed by The Matriarchy of Hacrela.
  • : Evinea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Evinea was endorsed by The Empire of Great Scapula.
  • : Evinea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Evinea, decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money.
  • : Following new legislation in Evinea, the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection.

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