Population | 5.413 billion |
Capital | Lacragos |
Leader | President Aziz Traore |
Currency | koruna |
Animal | Evinean cheetah |
The Tired Individual of Evinea is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Aziz Traore with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.413 billion Evineans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lacragos. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Evinean economy, worth a remarkable 1,406 trillion korunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 259,790 korunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Evinea, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love President Aziz Traore, it is mandatory for actors to exit stage left, and citizens pray for sunshine so that they can use illicit sundials for timekeeping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evinea's national animal is the Evinean cheetah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Evinea is ranked 49,607th in the world and 571st in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 912.90839490492 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Evinea, citizens pray for sunshine so that they can use illicit sundials for timekeeping.
- : Following new legislation in Evinea, it is mandatory for actors to exit stage left.
- : Following new legislation in Evinea, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love President Aziz Traore.
- : Following new legislation in Evinea, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Evinea.
- : Evinea was endorsed by The Matriarchy of Hacrela.
- : Evinea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Evinea was endorsed by The Empire of Great Scapula.
- : Evinea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Evinea, decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money.
- : Following new legislation in Evinea, the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 46 » Amerion, Goldnation, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Tepertopia, Volaworand, Aidenfieeld, Bohenia, Ever Testing, Wehraboos, Eastern Juble Lux, Sporaltryus, Land Without Shrimp, Ebonhand, Asarana, The Filippinas, BEEstreetz, Differences-In-Differences, Great Lothian, Curlyhoward, The Free Falklands, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Pepperton, Emagination, Nueva Alta California, ANuadh, America Gone Wrong, Nowa Europa, Belschaft, Reantreet, Nakayo, Nyitrai, Anarco Argentina, East Endia, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, Anglimerica, Genoxelande, Altnavia, Lilli Lands, Qadiworka, The Solar System Scope, Greater Fennovia, Mardunia, North Korea is best, Great Scapula, and Hacrela.