The Federation of New-Javarra is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Frade Van Marienburg with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, unlimited-speed roads, and digital currency. The compassionate population of 2.891 billion Javarrans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Javarra. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Javarran economy, worth 587 trillion JaCoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 203,251 JaCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, and beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New-Javarra's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is NJRR.

New-Javarra is ranked 3,362^nd in the world and 74^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 127.3 law-abiding acts per hour.