by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 362ndMost Influential: 543rdMost Pacifist: 5,566th
The Most Serene Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies
It's better to butter a noodle than doodle a poodle.
Grandmaster Chef Fallzangour
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West Pastafaria

Population2.58 billion

LeaderGrandmaster Chef Fallzangour

AnimalWild Spotted Collandar

The Most Serene Republic of West Pastafaria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Grandmaster Chef Fallzangour with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.58 billion Pastafarians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strascinati. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient West Pastafarian economy, worth 284 trillion Vermicellis a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,307 Vermicellis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

West Pastafarian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, West Pastafarian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, and the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Pastafaria's national animal is the Wild Spotted Collandar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

West Pastafaria is ranked 41,392nd in the world and 1,237th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,413.85 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 362ndMost Influential: 543rdTop
Most Pacifist: 5,566thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,956thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,666thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,376thSafest: 7,474thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,687thNicest Citizens: 7,956thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,052ndMost Inclusive: 9,021stMost Developed: 9,278thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,019thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,264thSmartest Citizens: 11,599thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,876thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,996thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,335thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,658thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,778thHealthiest Citizens: 13,401stMost Cultured: 13,465thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,135thBest Weather: 14,227thMost Secular: 16,035thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,213thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,636thLowest Crime Rates: 16,717thLargest Governments: 19,833rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,377thMost Efficient Economies: 22,423rd
Most Influential: 34th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 52nd in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 196th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 233rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 236th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 245th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 248th in the regionSafest: 254th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 265th in the regionMost Developed: 286th in the regionNicest Citizens: 288th in the regionMost Inclusive: 327th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 331st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 359th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 372nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 378th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 380th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 381st in the regionMost Cultured: 382nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 392nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 406th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 424th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 428th in the regionNudest: 445th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 451st in the regionBest Weather: 492nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 494th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 515th in the regionMost Secular: 556th in the regionLargest Governments: 580th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 671st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 740th in the region

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