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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,152ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,263rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,793rd
The Malnjist Queendom of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
Call me 'Bro' one more time and I'll eat your family!
Saney Malnja
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Unojo

Population1.116 billion

CapitalLEO
LeaderSaney Malnja
FaithConjointism

CurrencyQuintos
AnimalSklegg

The Malnjist Queendom of Unojo is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Saney Malnja with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.116 billion Unojoians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LEO. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.9%.

The all-consuming Unojoish economy, worth 111 trillion Quintos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 100,355 Quintos, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 390,337 per year while the poor average 17,641, a ratio of 22.1 to 1.

The government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, Conjointism now admits men and women into its clergy, foreign musicians that Saney Malnja dislikes are turned away at the border, and citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Unojo's national animal is the Sklegg, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Conjointism.

Unojo is ranked 10,499th in the world and 298th in the South Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 390,337 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,152ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,263rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,793rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,995thTop
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Most Influential: 3,363rdMost Avoided: 3,571stMost Devout: 3,591stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,039thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,923rdFattest Citizens: 7,039thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,728thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,146thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,891stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,499thTop
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Largest Black Market: 16,021stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,255thMost Primitive: 18,225th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 47th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 53rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 71st in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 92nd in the regionMost Devout: 98th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 188th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 210th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 224th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 229th in the regionFattest Citizens: 230th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 298th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 349th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 358th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 435th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 436th in the regionLargest Black Market: 551st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 568th in the regionMost Primitive: 661st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 739th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 172 » Qvait, Aidenfieeld, Purple Hyacinth, Western Fardelshufflestein, Corgitopiaa, Amerion, Levistian, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Tepertopia, Curlyhoward, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Drystar, Proctethia, Laamiva, Treir, Land Without Shrimp, Volaworand, Carthatska, Farengeto, Bleakfoot, Bawkie, Marinho Islands, PenguinPies, Blondiesland, Scu Greinne, Si-topia, Nowa Europa, Not Austria, Auphelia, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Wehraboos, Bartonia Nova, Aumeltopia, Wallechi, Ceutalia, Holota, Tsunamy, Erinor, Belschaft, WI SD EA D, Canmore, Margila Islands, Jehenna, New Itomorii, Qawe, Eskvenn, LadyRebels, Nova Montron, Holy Free, The United Expanse, and 122 others.Independent Southern State of Texas, Shuckle Empire, The Altan, Lansinge, Rebel-topia, Seythennia, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Yeses, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Concrete Slab, South Western Korea, Mauricean Islands, Storalia, RestartAll, Ottawa land, Alaninia, Andinla, Kiasu-ism, HUElavia, Beepee, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Abyssal Phantasm, King Koopa, Direwolf1, Pencil Sharpeners 2, The Two Jerseys, Crystal Creation, Seliyan progressive Islands, Tsvetania, Ebonhand, Mapico, Poopisiya, Dorgrath, Eddonia, New Qafedemar, Sandaoguo, Ralphburg, Bichedder, Fronern, Abarri, Ipugao, Flaoji, NIGHTRAY, The Stickmin Empire, FreeFishers, Libedistan, Uvalor, Westenhald, Zealanburg, New Belgrade, Freedoom, Tughampton, Doundaly, Sedunn, Hanguk-Nippon, The Empire of the Union States, Anatasha, Greater Scottdascoda, Gonrati, The United Australian States, Lyland, Oxyliteral, Drugged up Kitties, Breizlovakia, Herbert Island, The island of Sorna, Pagrosse, Arizona2, Neazland, Kit Bit VIII, Oano, Daal Chawwal, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Bavaristan, Bear Connors Paradiso, United States of Belvaria, Rectionk, Kaoia, Sodor and Mann, Noimosini, JavaSiege, Aquamarine Island, Dalegreen, Wanoria, Uunited Islands, Xarbraden, Paganan, Euro Pacifica, Noveos, Rovere, Zaelith, The naked people, Myhomecountry, Southern Numenor, Pamela And Hepatitis, Kaleidescooptopia, Noire Denholm, Astiaveth, Rhetiaa, Bosumtwi, Beblahbleblo, Freavia, Los Lonley Boys, Yellunstryer, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Agletgreenia, Eastern Mekong, North Prarie, Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, Colsuluff, Iym Winterless, Darakin, Linden Oak, New Sanet, Anserisa, Eashenn, St Oaks, Independent State of Arstotzka, Northern Cambridge, Calistan, Solanosco, and Cladonia.

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