by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,806thMost Influential: 5,745thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,503rd
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
Omnes enim, quia unus
Civil Rights
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Population415 million

CapitalLion County


The Republic of Uvalor is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its smutty television, public floggings, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cynical population of 415 million Rijks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lion County. The average income tax rate is 45.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rijk economy, worth 41.3 trillion harris a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,549 harris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing, public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment, and the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uvalor's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Uvalor is ranked 118,470th in the world and 3,821st in the South Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 1,712.46 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,806thTop
Most Influential: 5,745thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,503rdMost Armed: 7,631stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,842ndLargest Publishing Industry: 11,324thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 16,766thNicest Citizens: 16,878thHealthiest Citizens: 18,307thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,610thMost Developed: 18,689thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,881stHighest Poor Incomes: 22,150thMost Inclusive: 22,488th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 177th in the regionMost Armed: 178th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 306th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 307th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 375th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 540th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 554th in the regionMost Influential: 572nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 576th in the regionNicest Citizens: 599th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 603rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 633rd in the regionMost Cultured: 712th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 726th in the regionMost Inclusive: 788th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Uvalor, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Uvalor, public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment.
  • : Following new legislation in Uvalor, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing.
  • : Following new legislation in Uvalor, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.
  • : Following new legislation in Uvalor, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.
  • : Uvalor endorsed The Commonwealth of Solanosco.
  • : Uvalor endorsed The Republic of Galebland.
  • : Uvalor was endorsed by The Republic of Galebland.
  • : Uvalor was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Solanosco.
  • : Following new legislation in Uvalor, movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 127 » Concrete Slab, Rebel-topia, Neazland, Unojo, Tepertopia, Marinho Islands, Libedistan, Holota, Wehraboos, Freedoom, Amerion, Qvait, Scu Greinne, Corgitopiaa, USNE2018, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Aumeltopia, Westenhald, Greater Scottdascoda, Land Without Shrimp, Tsunamy, Beepee, Treir, Weissmans, Blondiesland, Ralphburg, PenguinPies, Erinor, Belschaft, Aidenfieeld, Levistian, Yeses, Crystal Creation, Ipugao, Sedunn, Jehenna, New Belgrade, Tughampton, Gonrati, Volaworand, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Farengeto, Nova Montron, LadyRebels, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Pagrosse, New Itomorii, Privatore, Carthatska, and 77 others.Drystar, Not Austria, Purple Hyacinth, Anatasha, Curlyhoward, Ruhojanu, Drugged up Kitties, Breizlovakia, Herbert Island, Ebonhand, Arizona2, New Qafedemar, Doundaly, Kit Bit VIII, Dankstergrad, The Stickmin Empire, The Solar System Scope, Swannny, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Doge Land, Daal Chawwal, Bavaristan, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, United States of Belvaria, Abarri, Uunited Islands, Bear Connors Paradiso, Kaoia, The naked people, House Ahsanul, Zosnor, Wildweststan, Omniathrus, Arvan Irawer, Noimosini, The Two Jerseys, Darakin, Si-topia, Kiasu-ism, Tsvetania, JavaSiege, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Avalonica, Linden Oak, Pamela And Hepatitis, Dalegreen, Western Fardelshufflestein, Republik Hintonia, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Xarbraden, Storalia, Paganan, Euro Pacifica, Bawkie, United Europe-Eurasia, Nowa Europa, Rovere, New Enroth, Agletgreenia, Kaleidescooptopia, Lesinteil, Taigama, Canmore, Holy Free, Astiaveth, Tyflugian, Rhetiaa, Bosumtwi, Auphelia, Beblahbleblo, Podunkia, Laamiva, Eastern Mekong, North Prarie, Independent Southern State of Texas, Solanosco, and Galebland.

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