The Holy Empire of SharttingToepia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Pallas Odin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.28 billion peoples are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olympus. The average income tax rate is 66.8%.

The frighteningly efficient SharttingToepian economy, worth 447 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,360 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, Pallas Odin often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers, frat-house partying has become the national pastime, and the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Pallas Odin's rear echelons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SharttingToepia's national animal is the Greek Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Nuclear Aggression.

SharttingToepia is ranked 86,502^nd in the world and 1,856^th in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 45,271.57 Standard Monetary Units.