The 7 Wild White Willows of 7 Trees is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Michelle Butcher with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.927 billion 7 Treesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tree City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.7%.

The frighteningly efficient 7 Treesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,028 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 173,450 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Pension obligations are building, apples shaped like baguettes have become a strange new food fad, the past is set in stone, and voters are one of the nation's top imports. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 7 Trees's national animal is the Black Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

7 Trees is ranked 11,803^rd in the world and 300^th in the South Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,882.61 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.