The South Pacific Delegate of Ebonhand is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Aegon V of House Targaryen with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 17.918 billion Ebonhandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greywolfe. The average income tax rate is 9.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ebonhandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,611 trillion Denars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 313,160 Denars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary, sometimes a whole prison wing will house a single prisoner, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, and statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ebonhand's national animal is the Velociraptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Griffinism.

Ebonhand is ranked 11,437^th in the world and 140^th in the South Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 143.69 kickbacks per hour.