The Freeroaming Folks of Vicken is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Vixen Queene Laniel with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.254 billion Vickenians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingfisher Town. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Vickenian economy, worth a remarkable 5,153 trillion Jots a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 388,858 Jots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Factories churn out smog to make statues commemorating environmentalism, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense, and relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vicken's national animal is the kingfisher, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Animism.

Vicken is ranked 1,317^th in the world and 20^th in the South Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 388,858.91 Standard Monetary Units.