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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 585thMost Influential: 908thMost Secular: 5,351st
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Population2.157 billion

FaithState Atheism


The Republic of Laamiva is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.157 billion Laamivans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuressaare. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Laamivan economy, worth 180 trillion rubiins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,748 rubiins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Laamiva's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is totally unknown. Laamiva's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Laamiva is ranked 20,387th in the world and 614th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 82.54 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 585thMost Influential: 908thTop
Most Secular: 5,351stLargest Welfare Programs: 5,612thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,811thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,263rdTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,397thNicest Citizens: 12,744thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,417thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,419thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,623rdBest Weather: 16,042ndMost Advanced Public Education: 16,788thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,752ndMost Inclusive: 18,648thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,197thMost Developed: 20,387thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,429thSmartest Citizens: 21,144thMost Cultured: 21,628thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,059thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,590th
Most Influential: 82nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 111th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 175th in the regionMost Secular: 178th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 254th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 412th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 440th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 456th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 459th in the regionNicest Citizens: 465th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 468th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 549th in the regionBest Weather: 561st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 586th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 595th in the regionMost Developed: 614th in the regionNudest: 632nd in the regionMost Cultured: 636th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 648th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 662nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 672nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 694th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 746th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 782nd in the region

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