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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 418thMost Influential: 1,059thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,879th
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North Kanuckistan

Population16.537 billion

CapitalBeaverton
LeaderVan Ueff III

CurrencyKanuck
AnimalMoose

The Republic of North Kanuckistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Van Ueff III with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.537 billion North Kanuckies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beaverton. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient North Kanuckistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,847 trillion Kanucks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,730 Kanucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Female smokers cut their hair and don suits to get into male-only clubs, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, and the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Kanuckistan's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Kanuckistan is ranked 11,139th in the world and 203rd in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 2,191.40263916808 days.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,007thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,347thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,840thSafest: 6,999thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,047thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,263rdBest Weather: 7,966thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,037thMost Developed: 8,171stMost Pacifist: 8,246thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,693rdHealthiest Citizens: 9,429thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,580thLowest Crime Rates: 10,542ndMost Stationary: 11,139thSmartest Citizens: 11,569thLargest Governments: 11,745thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,116thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,589thNicest Citizens: 12,598thHighest Food Quality: 13,005thMost Cultured: 13,600thHighest Economic Output: 13,812thLeast Corrupt Governments: 13,859thTop
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Most Inclusive: 16,995thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,217thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,500thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,852ndMost Secular: 20,687thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,634thLargest Populations: 22,731stMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,568thMost Subsidized Industry: 27,771st
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 52nd in the regionMost Influential: 54th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 55th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 63rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 129th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 173rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 180th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 198th in the regionMost Stationary: 203rd in the regionMost Developed: 216th in the regionSafest: 222nd in the regionLargest Populations: 225th in the regionBest Weather: 226th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 229th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 234th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 237th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 237th in the regionMost Pacifist: 241st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 241st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 251st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 253rd in the regionLargest Governments: 267th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 304th in the regionMost Cultured: 341st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 359th in the regionNicest Citizens: 360th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 363rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 368th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 370th in the regionMost Secular: 452nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 465th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 468th in the regionMost Inclusive: 492nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 518th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 545th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 566th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 589th in the region

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