The Republic of Middle of the World is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, vat-grown people, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.122 billion Middle of the Worldians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 28.7%.

The all-consuming Middle of the Worldian economy, worth 118 trillion Sucres a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 105,622 Sucres, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, the love has gone in Middle of the World, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Middle of the World's national animal is the Blue-footed booby, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Middle of the World is ranked 26,273^rd in the world and 619^th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 82 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.