The Sapphic Socialist Democracy of Libertas Minor is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Miss Whatsherface with an even hand, and renowned for its conspicuous electricity pylons, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 7.614 billion Lesbians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osaka. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Lesbian economy, worth a remarkable 1,323 trillion Vulpesoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 173,760 Vulpesoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time, Libertas Minor isn't the only thing that's falling apart, nearby bird nests prompt wind turbine shutdowns, and proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Libertas Minor's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Libertas Minor is ranked 301,535^th in the world and 4,035^th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 4.29 Obesity Rate.