by Max Barry

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Most Developed: 1stLongest Average Lifespans: 2ndHealthiest Citizens: 2nd
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists Hell
Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population32.671 billion

LeaderJoe Everyman

AnimalHomo Kiasu

The Republic of Kiasu-ism is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joe Everyman with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.671 billion Kiasu-langs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kiasu-lang economy, worth an astonishing 12,516 trillion Peanuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 383,093 Peanuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Homo Kiasu is one of the most popular forenames in Kiasu-ism, Joe Everyman's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, the Kiasu-ism Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, and the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kiasu-ism's national animal is the Homo Kiasu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kiasu-ism is ranked 28,723rd in the world and 869th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,338.67 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Developed: 1stLongest Average Lifespans: 2ndHealthiest Citizens: 2ndBest Weather: 10thMost Secular: 11thLeast Corrupt Governments: 27thMost Beautiful Environments: 43rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 49thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 55thMost Cheerful Citizens: 61stSafest: 97thMost Cultured: 167thMost Inclusive: 205thSmartest Citizens: 234thNicest Citizens: 244thLargest Information Technology Sector: 260thMost Scientifically Advanced: 274thHighest Economic Output: 285thHighest Disposable Incomes: 296thMost Pacifist: 355thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 403rdMost Stationary: 407thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 420thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 482ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 533rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 553rdLowest Crime Rates: 727thMost Influential: 783rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 812thHighest Average Incomes: 936thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,288thLargest Populations: 1,815thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,048thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,400thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,314thLargest Governments: 4,517thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,116thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,962ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,932nd
Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionMost Pacifist: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 16th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 29th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 31st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 43rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 59th in the regionMost Influential: 59th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 67th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 70th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 113th in the regionLargest Governments: 116th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 418th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 586th in the region

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