The Support Ukraine of Jammlandia is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by King of Jammlandia with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 13.632 billion Jamlanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Jam Factory. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Jammlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,490 trillion Jamcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 256,038 Jamcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jammlandia's national animal is the Jam Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Jam.

Jammlandia is ranked 305,689^th in the world and 4,108^th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 2.61 Obesity Rate.