by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,766thMost Influential: 2,332ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,023rd
The Nationalist State of
Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship
Remember: Put Jam on your toast.
Kaiser of Jammlandia
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.079 billion

CapitalThe Jam Factory
LeaderKaiser of Jammlandia
FaithThe Church of Jam

AnimalJam Cow

The Nationalist State of Jammlandia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser of Jammlandia with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.079 billion Jamlanders are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Jam Factory. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jammlandian economy, worth 354 trillion Jamcoins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,729 Jamcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The Jam Cow is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction, surfing lessons include how to ward off sharks, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and golden statues of Jam Cows line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jammlandia's national animal is the Jam Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Jam.

Jammlandia is ranked 8,845th in the world and 274th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 90.99 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,766thMost Influential: 2,332ndTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,023rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,779thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,867thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,932ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,226thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,435thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,843rdMost Developed: 8,845thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,008thLargest Governments: 9,136thMost Efficient Economies: 9,894thHighest Average Incomes: 10,416thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,465thHealthiest Citizens: 10,605thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,803rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,943rdHighest Poor Incomes: 11,942ndTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,827thSmartest Citizens: 13,014thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,047thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,547thMost Cultured: 13,839thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,447thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,492ndBest Weather: 14,610thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,956thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,763rdLargest Retail Industry: 16,092ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,448thLargest Black Market: 16,716thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,387th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 119th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 121st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 170th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 204th in the regionLargest Governments: 251st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 252nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 267th in the regionMost Influential: 270th in the regionMost Developed: 274th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 296th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 306th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 308th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 309th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 311th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 317th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 323rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 341st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 344th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 384th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 395th in the regionMost Cultured: 397th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 401st in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 422nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 426th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 434th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 487th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 493rd in the regionBest Weather: 508th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 538th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 540th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 568th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 573rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 577th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 785th in the region

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