The Midaic Republic of Midand is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Midaic Chairman Axel Vodden with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 19.73 billion Midandians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Midandia. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Midandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,204 trillion Midoes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 213,114 Midoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Midandian Space Agency, exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain, diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak, and it's hard to speak ill of the dead when you don't speak of them at all. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Midand's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Midand is ranked 4,018^th in the world and 94^th in the South Pacific for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 10,448.61 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.