The Republic of Ralphburg is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Ralph J Russell with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14.432 billion Ralphburgers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ralphburg. The average income tax rate is 20.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ralphburgian economy, worth a remarkable 4,255 trillion Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 294,842 Dogecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the nation refuses to provide international aid, and mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ralphburg's national animal is the big smoldog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ralphburg is ranked 103,863^rd in the world and 1,317^th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,197.05 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.