by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 379thMost Influential: 718thLargest Retail Industry: 732nd
The Zombie Republic of
Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State
Woof Woof Awoooo
Ralph the terrier
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population2.849 billion

CapitalRalphburg Island
LeaderRalph the terrier

Animalbig smoldog

The Zombie Republic of Ralphburg is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ralph the terrier with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.849 billion Ralphburgers are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ralphburg Island. The average income tax rate is 28.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ralphburgian economy, worth 601 trillion Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 211,072 Dogecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Hunters often become the hunted, jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies, political activists are routinely executed, and women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ralphburg's national animal is the big smoldog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ralphburg is ranked 165,715th in the world and 5,834th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 9.39 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 379thMost Influential: 718thLargest Retail Industry: 732ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,395thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,855thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,129thHighest Average Incomes: 5,767thMost Secular: 5,884thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,660thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,189thLargest Mining Sector: 7,361stRudest Citizens: 7,647thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,568thMost Efficient Economies: 10,828thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,418thTop
Smartest Citizens: 12,332ndHighest Poor Incomes: 12,531stMost Developed: 13,014thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,173rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,210thLargest Governments: 13,213thLargest Black Market: 13,620thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,329thLowest Crime Rates: 14,484thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,746thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,026thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,469thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,616thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,333rdMost Cultured: 19,438thHighest Drug Use: 20,098thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23,283rd
Largest Retail Industry: 29th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Influential: 52nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 56th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 72nd in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 106th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 157th in the regionMost Secular: 202nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 250th in the regionRudest Citizens: 265th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 298th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 299th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 308th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 334th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 338th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 361st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 375th in the regionLargest Governments: 379th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 388th in the regionMost Developed: 395th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 402nd in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 411th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 412th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 412th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 469th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 471st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 495th in the regionLargest Black Market: 507th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 537th in the regionMost Cultured: 559th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 597th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 630th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 785th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up".
  • : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies.
  • : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, hunters often become the hunted.
  • : Ralphburg endorsed The DINOSAUR of Apatosaurus.
  • : Ralphburg was endorsed by The DINOSAUR of Apatosaurus.
  • : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, the law is more interested in punishing crime than preventing it.
  • : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny.
  • : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Ralph the terrier on Ralphburg's coulrophobia epidemic.
  • : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 313 » Beepee, Qvait, Aumeltopia, Amerion, Erinor, Hanguk-Nippon, Yeldarbsland, Wehraboos, PenguinPies, Crystal Creation, Techganet, Xandev, Bawkie, Farengeto, Terran Draconia, Abarri, The Filippinas, Jehenna, Curlyhoward, Baltenlands, North Kanuckistan, Ebonhand, Kringalia, Aurcania, West Pastafaria, Fasire, InnWorm, Darakin, Anserisa, Nowa Europa, Shefino, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Nova Montron, The Two Jerseys, The naked people, The Solar System Scope, Land Without Shrimp, Seliyan progressive Islands, Yellunstryer, Kiasu-ism, Sthalrim, Tsunamy, Tsvetania, Pax Dracon, Bear Connors Paradiso, Dankstergrad, Drystar, Theorin, and 263 others.Antarctic Empires, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Wese Zippopiteradgil, Centristvill, Isokenzar, USNE2018, Iym Winterless, Stoniamera, Pamela And Hepatitis, The United Expanse, Direwolf1, Privatore, Avalonica, New Briantown, North Catimestistrianes, Rad Asia, Calistan, Si-topia, Aidenfieeld, Escevola, Cuuldere, Madhonia, Southern Numenor, Three Rivia Levr, Utondara, Poopisiya, Walloonia, Salguod, RestartAll, Holy Free, GI-Land, Bergenu, Sedunn, Grianal, Blaash, Page 53, A leftover country, Potion Seller, Bleakfoot, Eastern Nyan, Rebel-topia, The Worst army of, St Oaks, Noire Denholm, Havenfell, Los Lonley Boys, Zaelith, The West Valley Mountains, Center Lisle, Doraya, Unielvan Millorvium, FreeFishers, Mona Landia, Farelonia, Mapico, Corgitopiaa, Kholdan, Dukin Donuts, Quh, Markla, Kroumos, Compli, Marinho Islands, Dis7Nation, Hypersensible Crybabies, Auphelia, Royaltica, Kandorith, Laamiva, South Western Korea, Gonrati, Alaninia, Ullan, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Not Austria, The Northeast Mashriq, Bohenia, Pi Ttamgwa Nunmul, Dereistic, Noveos, Volaworand, Itani, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Zolooloo, Sandaoguo, Operahouse, The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla, Valdutz, Blondiesland, Zosnor, Saint Cinder, Aschenburg, Rectionk, Idiono, Andinla, Indolos, Drugged Monkeys, South Caleblan, Doss Kingly, Belschaft, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Hakk Fiss, Midand, Concrete Slab, Myness, No youu, Terranopolity, House Ahsanul, Tepertopia, Phanama, Bartonia Nova, Purple Hyacinth, Hyenhnam, Brunier, Seythennia, Bod Wareenaland, Vanbella, Eskvenn, Myhomecountry, WI SD EA D, Euro Pacifica, Apartment 11F, Western Fardelshufflestein, Berlana, Los Rodeos, Abyssal Phantasm, New Goldman, Tughampton, Communist Darskaya Republic, Martzian, Xergiokia, The Imperial Frost Federation, Spazzhole, Catsonya, Canmore, Venethort, Armonitopia, Marstella, Republik Hintonia, Enlightened Australasia, Wakandan Tribes, Kingpins, Roterdamia, Blaufrankisch, Lionstrapower, Shoinkwishima, Treir, United Irradiated Impact Craters, Holota, Sanden, Aoz, Monstrous Island, Charisma Bonus, Trotkys paradise, Sacal, The White Isles, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Ceutalia, Menesynchro, Sapientiano, Hisal, Maerist, Margila Islands, South Blossom, Truskawkoland, Doge Land, Scu Greinne, Qawe, LadyRebels, Shuckle Empire, The Altan, Levistian, Banglazstrogaria, Freavia, Lyland, Isle of Glastonbury, Yeses, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Unojo, Proctethia, Eddonia, Greater Scottdascoda, Libedistan, Westenhald, Choman, Ipugao, Bod Zarth Throge, Uvalor, NIGHTRAY, Noimosini, Enplatia, Doundaly, Neazland, New Qafedemar, The Empire of the Union States, Herbert Island, Independent Southern State of Texas, A Realm Reborn, Kafeine, Malonlandia, Lugentzdort, Sodor and Mann, New Itomorii, Melroy, The Stolen Lands, Of Cheddar, Dai Han, The United Australian States, Fission, Twoole, The 3rdGodKing, Populaa, Drugged up Kitties, Breizlovakia, Equal and United Scientists, Flaksis, Oxyliteral, Sunsland, The island of Sorna, Alambar, United States of Mitch, Freedoom, Kaoia, JavaSiege, Xarbraden, Ragabania, Podunkia, Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, Kaleidescooptopia, New Sanet, Beblahbleblo, Agletgreenia, Eastern Mekong, Kiani, Tierra del Rey Carlos, Independent State of Arstotzka, Green Sofia, Tackastan, Solanosco, Galebland, Astiaveth, Danily, Esfalsa, Anatasha, Shadow Void, Drew Durrnil, Nyxonia, Vicken, Bizzie, Eternal Memedom, The Kies, Linguiniland, Yamanashi Prefecture, UwUuuu, Iningo, Northern Cambridge, Pagrosse, The American Anarchist Empire, Emmocottenzortipy, Grace Elena, Northern Estrian Islands, Osheiga, and Apatosaurus.

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