The Beautiful land of Mona Landia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lady Aliyana with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, vat-grown people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 11.911 billion Mona Landians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galaxia. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Mona Landian economy, worth a remarkable 1,120 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is 94,059 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mona Landia's national animal is the Mannequin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mona Landia is ranked 25,830^th in the world and 585^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.36 law-abiding acts per hour.