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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 220thMost Influential: 483rdMost Pacifist: 708th
The Please Don't Open That of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State
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Population3.26 billion

LeaderGovernor Laithwaite Canker
FaithNot opening things

Animallong pig

The Please Don't Open That of Bleakfoot is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Governor Laithwaite Canker with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, anti-smoking policies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.26 billion Bleakfeet enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterharbour. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Bleakfeese economy, worth 537 trillion honks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 164,951 honks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, the government has declared victoria over the cheese menace, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, and the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bleakfoot's national animal is the long pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Not opening things.

Bleakfoot is ranked 37,536th in the world and 659th in the South Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 537 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 220thMost Influential: 483rdMost Pacifist: 708thMost Compassionate Citizens: 815thNicest Citizens: 842ndLargest Welfare Programs: 943rdMost Inclusive: 1,100thBest Weather: 1,127thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,260thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,266thMost Developed: 1,331stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,517thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,582ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,607thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,660thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,672ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,717thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,738thHealthiest Citizens: 1,835thSafest: 2,080thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,115thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,968thLargest Governments: 3,074thLowest Crime Rates: 3,164thSmartest Citizens: 3,298thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,715thMost Secular: 3,759thMost Cultured: 5,814thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,970thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,156thMost Income Equality: 9,079thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,220thMost Efficient Economies: 10,328thHighest Average Incomes: 11,375thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 12,308thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,550th
Most Pacifist: 22nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 26th in the regionNicest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Influential: 30th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 33rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 38th in the regionBest Weather: 40th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 42nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 45th in the regionMost Developed: 45th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 46th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 51st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 52nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 59th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 60th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 67th in the regionSafest: 72nd in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 88th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 95th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 97th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 101st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 109th in the regionMost Secular: 118th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 133rd in the regionMost Cultured: 172nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 221st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 272nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 317th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 340th in the regionMost Income Equality: 356th in the regionNudest: 395th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 452nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 492nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 659th in the regionMost Stationary: 770th in the region

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