The Federation of No moking is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Main Man Egor with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 27.81 billion No mokingians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petersburgh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.4%.

The frighteningly efficient No mokingian economy, worth a remarkable 9,818 trillion Pucks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 353,065 Pucks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,021,041 per year while the poor average 96,805, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

Unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers, standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, and internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Main Man Egor to cartoon bears. Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. No moking's national animal is the White Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Knights Templar.

No moking is ranked 1,765^th in the world and 27^th in the South Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 353,065.71 Standard Monetary Units.